nikkimariesworld:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

k-eke:

Kirby’s hats!

aksarah:

nikkalick:

The Fates but instead of three old ladies they’re the McElroy brothers

I’m your crone brother, Justin McElroy…

I’m your matron brother, Travis McElroy!…

I’m your sweet maiden brother, Griffin McElroy.

cishetsbeingcishet:

you fucking degenerates: it was an accident!!!!!! it just slipped out!!!!!!! he forgot he was live!!!!!!! IT WAS A HEATED GAMING MOMENT!!!!!!!! 

me: thinks about vinny from vinesauce, someone who exclusively does livestreams, someone who has had plenty of Heated Gaming Moments and once got so enraged at continuously losing at mario kart that he literally threw up, but has still never accidentally said a fucking racial slur 

 me:

weaving-lyrical-magic:

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

♥

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

urswurs:

ruh roh raggy

mysillycomics:

‪what would happen if the weight of the world’s oceans suddenly came down on me‬

bairnsidhe:

dankmemeuniversity:

On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.

milkee-way:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

i-am-a-fish:

supernational:

i-am-a-fish:

your-deku:

teamleadertrash01:

i-am-a-fish:

idkiguessiamatable:

honey-dew-baby:

i-am-a-fish:

somethingclicheandaesthetic:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

the-gay-1:

i-am-a-fish:

toomuchdickfort:

i-am-a-fish:

happy tuesday im so happy it’s tuesday if it were any other day id be so very sad

Oh boy should we tel them?

tell me whab? (:

THAT TUESDAYS ARE GREAT HAHAHAHAHHHHHH………

i know!!!!! they make me so happy! :D

anyway it’s time for bed so goodnight! see yall tomorrow!

good morning!! happy tuesday!

Hey bud I’ve got some bad news.

oh no bad news D: ?! how could something bad happen on a tuesday???

It’s Thursday. I’m sorry but I couldn’t let you go on like this. It’s not Tuesday. It hasn’t been Tuesday for a while.

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! LET HIM BE HAPPY!!!

t.. thurs… wha?

IT’S TUESDAY FISH

QUIT LYING TO THEM.. THEY MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.

tues….day? .right??

Of course!!!!

TUESDAY!! :’D !!!!

wizardjpeg:

drink up you moran

xtec:

thothoward:

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

SHUT

highdio:

Last Survivor (aka Jojo Fortnite) arcade game breakdown, beta review and  info at gamer.ne.jp/news/201901100001.