Anything to knock junior-high students down a peg or two.
what the fuck
if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead
Okay, I don’t know about the spam, but having tried pork and bean sandwiches out of desperation, they’re actually pretty delicious.
Draw Sherlock marrying Sam & Dean from Supernatural while the cast of Homestuck throw confetti and suddenly Titans eat all of them.
Guaranteed 10k notes.
If I don’t at least get 10k notes, I want my money back
OH JESUS CHRI
HI GUYS, I AM SO EXCITED TO BE DOING MY FIRST EVER GIVEAWAY! I just reached my followers goal and am super excited, so excited that I wanted to give back and do a giveaway.
What the winner will win-
- Gold bullion
- The country of Ireland
- A T-rex
- The White House front lawn, including the fountain
- Must be following me, officialunitedstates, @officialunitedstates.tumblr.com -I WILL BE CHECKING
- Must reblog- you can reblog as many times as you’d like.
- Can be from anywhere! Don’t have to be a US citizen!
- Ends December 25th
GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL
its finally seasonably appropriate to shove this up my ass
November 30, 11:59pm :
December 1, 12:00am :
I WASNT GOING TO REBLOG THIS BUT THE LAST ONE
If you’re ever sad just watch this video
I won’t let this die
this is like 90% of how I communicate with my best friend